pizzaqueen91
pizzaqueen91
pizzaqueen91

Yes. I’m just not a fan of accidental sexual encounters, especially for the first time. People should be able to consent to having stuff in their butts or not. Maybe some people have had accidental anal and ended up loving it. Hooray for them. Personally, that seems like an unnecessary gamble during what should be a

In my experience, buttholes take a little bit more coaxing to enter. So the second you feel it press up against it and that’s not what you’re intending to engage in, especially as a virgin, there should be a big “hold up” moment. Now I understand mid-coital, vigorous thrusting/poor aim, accidental anal entry. But if

This makes me sad and should not be happening. Women need to be taught about their bodies from a young age. I’ve been able to differentiate my vaginal opening from my asshole for as long as I could remember. Men, should also learn these things, but seeing as they consistently prove themselves to be generally useless,

OH SHIT I LIVE FOR THIS IDEA

This made me very sad, and explains the proximity of their deaths.

God I love Janelle Monae. So much. She’s been A1 since Day 1.

I watched much more of this than I thought I could stomach. This mouth breather is just such an idiot. I generally don’t watch much footage of him, but every time I do, I can’t believe we are putting such a dunce in such a position of immense power. He doesn’t say a single thing, the whole time he’s up there. It’s

seriously what the whole entire fuck? Huma wasn’t the one sexting a goddamn kid. What the fuck is wrong with people always blaming women for their husbands shitty behavior???

I’m so proud of her. She seems and sounds so much more comfortable in this performance than in the SNL one. This album is gorgeous, her mind is a creative playground, and she deserves all the shine she is getting.

Oh the worst part of this is that it hasn’t even really begun.

I knew it. I knew deep down this was the reason he wasn’t taking the briefings I just didn’t expect hear verbal confirmation of it. At least, not so soon?? I dunno. FUCK.

Congratulations disgruntled middle Americans. You played yourself.

It’s been very strange to come of age and watch the devolution of American politics in my lifetime. It all seemed to happen so fast. I remember being around 10 when Bush came through and a lot of the adults being angry. And kind of just coming into political consciousness when Obama was elected and being kind of

SO PISSED.

I know she’s an icon, blah blah blah, whatever. But I truly cannot stand this woman. Try hard doesn’t even begin to describe...

Oh god I just had another, “oh shit this is really happening” moment.

we are going to be nuked like a hot pocket....

I salute your uncle.

“Special” Black people are the worst. The ones who ingratiate themselves to white supremacy thinking they can rise above it all. It’s all a hot pile of garbage.

Damn. That shit’s rough. Sending best of vibes to you bc 2016 still has 4 more weeks to continue to hurt us all.