pizzaqueen91
pizzaqueen91
pizzaqueen91

I thought Pizza Rat was possible the most New York thing I’d ever seen, but really Rat Rat takes the cake...or the rat. I dunno. What is this life?

Ohmygod.

I don’t know why but I love this post so much. Dr. Z was such a fixture of my adolescent years. Staring back into his beady little eyes all those long rides on the 1 train, just wondering....

Thank you! The severe lack of DNA despite how they claimed she died was fucking ridiculous! And all the DNA they did find was in ridiculous places and ways. None of Theresa’s DNA on her own keys?!?! And that officer who was CLEARLY looking at her car 2 days before it was found! COME. ON.

I was never completely sure about Avery’s guilt or innocence, but none of the evidence they used to nail him should have been admissible. They need to test that blood again. There was absolutely a frame job by that department. There was just such a huge window for reasonable doubt. And Brendan Dassey has no business

...And Tamir Rice is dead. Hell is fucking empty.

I actually laughed out loud hard at that line. Brilliant writing lol.

This cretin is the human equivalent of the food residue that accumulates at the bottom of the sink when you are done doing dishes. He is the personification of food poisoning from bad shellfish. He’s the contents of a diva cup left in for months at a time.

Awww hey Jeb! You still here?

Oh my god I thought that was so weird too!

I swear. White supremacy is just beyond believable sometimes. The things people will do to protect it. Blame a 12 year old for his own death and the killer goes free.

It’s time for wine and pasta sauce because I’m done. I’m done with today. No more, thanks. No more.

Milo is my family’s dog’s name, and I can’t see it as anything other than a pet name now. Its too cute.

I was in the 2nd or 3rd grade when one of my best friends told me about the rapture. She said that the saved would hear trumpets blast and be brought into heaven, and if you didn’t hear them you wouldn’t be raptured. I spent several months training my poor little ears to listen for the sounds for the distant sounds of

If there is a God, he is at best apathetic.

What.

Serious question: How do we win the War on Terror? Because it seems we have been fighting it for a very long time and gaining very little ground. How do we stop this craziness from happening? What does a win look like?

A few weeks ago, I backed my car into a concrete pillar in a parking garage. I came home and was LIVID with myself screaming about how I would never master driving and even 16 year olds could do it and I’m a fucking idiot, and sobbed uncontrollably while drinking wine. Context: I’m 23 but have only been driving for

Word. The K clan are at least honest about their schtick.

This. Face. What is this face??? What is it??!?!?!?