Yikes...

True. I certainly don’t want to see any sappy fucking biopics about this human trash bag.

I haven’t even read the article. He just needs to die already.

...Same.

Caring too much about the state of my pubes.

This is one of those things I’ve decided im too old to care too much about. It’s whatever I feel like maintaining. Full 70’s bush? Sure. Landing strip? No probs. Neat triangle? Bring it. Rarely full bald though. That growing back phase is the ITCHIEST BITCH.

Stop. My cold dead heart. It grows....

I remember thinking about that too when it happened. Some thoughts are almost better left unthought...

I’ve been thinking about this a lot recently. If twenty dead kids who had just barely learned to write their own names didn’t sway us, nothing will. We lost that war a long time ago. It’s so fucking miserable.

This summer has made me glad to be a person who finds the price of going to the movies too fucking absurd to actually consider going to one in theaters.

Where can we send Whoopi? Seriously? Anyone have an island they just aren’t using?

OK. The image of her super old adorable mom being so supportive of her and happy just warmed my cold grinch heart this morning. I’m beaming. This is so nice!

NO FUCKS OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could definitely use this in refrigerator magnet form...

Normally I’m pretty good about taking whatever Faux News dishes out on the chin but this??? This makes me so angry. This makes me so fucking angry. Both of these men, and all the people who green lighted this bullshit excuse for a news segment deserve 3rd degree burns. This is the most exploitative, racist, disgusting…

This was so good to start my day with. TY!

this is the face of a woman who has NO CHILL.

Not all men, but certainly enough to be concerned about.

oooooooh toaster strudel church sounds like it could be a lot of fun! Strudel for communion, with a much more appropriate (meaning more) amount of wine! Praise be to strudel! In the name of the frosting, flaky crust, and the delicious fruit filling! mmmmm.....

I don’t say this often but, good on the Devil!