What a depressing planet.

It’s complete gibberish. But it smells TERFy

The only thing less funny than current SNL is current Dave Chappelle. Truly uninspired on every level. But if that’s your thing, I guess have fun mocking marginalized communities?

This is incomprehensible.

Well isnt that a coincidence. The day after a damning report SUDDENLY theyre deciding to say the person they fired sexually assaulted someone.

I legit don’t understand the point of the blue checkmark if the one thing it gave confidence in (this person is this person) is no longer true and the cachet of having one is seriously diluted. By charging for it and not verifying identity, it seems to be a huge dilution of what it actually *is*, which makes me think…

God, you’re boring and long-winded.

Gosh, it’s almost as if the system is entirely broken to benefit the ultra-wealthy, because I sure as hell don’t get any tax breaks if I over leverage myself into a Ferrari that I suddenly can’t afford.

Holy shit so many words to just admit you’re dickriding.

there’s no way to become a billionaire without being a shitty individual

He’s got multiple sexual assualt accusations against him, fuck off with your mild defense of him. Also hemry ford was an brual anti-semite, warren buffet is a stain on society as well. Don’t bootlick the people running our oligarchy you idiot.

I couldn’t think of just one terrible thing Elon has done, so here’s a bunch.

Wait, people actually set up OAuth accounts when there’s an option for a burner login? lol

Seriously. Teen Wolf?

also “Poppycock!”

Same! Always here for a tasteful and accurate burn.

R: “Why are we wasting our time with this? There’s more important things to do!”

lol I was about to paste that same comment.  Burn on Burton.  

Tim is a genius—or he certainly was in his most creative years.

Yeah, I’m a few years older, and I feel like my group of friends feels the same. Of those who are still practicing Catholics (not me!), very few adhere to the no meat on Lenten Fridays thing (and none of us do it year round). I think most of us just kind of became adults and were like, “Nah, this isn’t what matters.”