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Johnny Cage hit Goro right in the Dragon Ballz.

So long as she's open and up-front about what she is looking for and willing to do in a relationship, and fine with the pool of people that this means she'll get, why does it matter? I wish more guys were up-front about how they really just did not want to eat pussy, instead of making excuses and stringing their…

TBH I've never tweeted someone I don't know but I don't get the last point at all. Someone creates a Twitter account with the sole purpose of putting their thoughts out into the world, to everyone and to anyone on Twitter - and then gets outraged if someone responds to that?

Joke-making by women has been legal for years, and many of us have gotten very good at it.

I usually just say, "Hey, wanna ride to Boner Town on the Sausage Express?"

Easy, tell her you want to fuck her best friend.

Lightsabers are plasma energy. I don't think they should count as a laser, which are light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation.

"One dubious courtier mocked her outright, saying that the Queen's pregnancy would 'end in wind rather than anything else."

Maybe the dad is 120 years old did you think of that smart guy?

I take it Albert is trying to wretch away Gregs crown for biggest pretensious asshole on Deadspin. It's no shorts rant but it's a contender.

Listen, dad, there's a middle ground to be had here. The key is to chug the first beer to get things rolling, then ease into a more sustainable pace. Only a true scrub would make this such a binary issue.

Fuck this guy who knew the thing was a typo.

No reasonable person thinks they're getting tickets to the SCF, in NY of all places, a week before game day for a freaking $1 per ticket when every other ticket on the site is currently going for around at minimum $1600. You've maybe got an argument if he listed them somewhere even in the remote range of what…

Guy makes $300 profit for 3 minutes work; complains anyway.

Guy Knowingly Buys Mispriced Tickets and Loses Them; Complains Anyway.

Man. Lebron on the Thunder would constitute an absolutely devastating frontcou- THAT GUY EATS HIS OWN CUM!!1122/!?>??

Also hate when people don't specify Paris, TX or Rome, GA.

This is all about sucking, so I'll begin with me, in a parking lot...

Been a huge DP fan since New Mutants #98. Ask anyone who knows me, I am a DP junkie. I maintain that Kelley was the worst thing to ever happen to Deadpool. I get so much flak for that, with the typical being 'How can you be a DP fan and hate Kelley? Kelley invented Deadpool!' I point out that 'Pool was around for…