When thinking of how this would translate to a film, I’ve always imagined something like Jim Jarmusch’s Dead Man.

I always imagined Vincent D’Onofrio.

Went to 5 Guys for the first time in years the other day and I’ll always take a hot dog over a burger so I ordered a hot dog and small drink and it was like $13. I didn’t even get any fries.

Didn’t pay much attention to it and closed the window, so yeah. I know it wasn’t my last guess.

Read the headline and tried it despite not playing in months. Got it in 4 or 5 I think. Started with RATES.

Well, as they point out, half that money is in the form of stock.

It’s Kravin’ time!

I don’t know if it qualifies as a “game” but we had and enjoyed the Simpson’s Cartoon Studio.

At least his ghost has a pretty face. It’s pretty like a flower. A Cauliflower!

The more I learn about it, the more I think this impostor ghost is a real jerk.

It’s maddening...

I love seasons 5 and 6. They’re a little different yeah, but they include some of my favorite episodes.

They do sell the creamy chipotle, but that is different from the creamy jalapeno (which is also different from the spicy ranchero sauce). They do look alike, but they are different sauces and they do not sell the jalapeno sauce in bottles. You can order extra on the side, though.

I want to be able to buy Taco Bell’s creamy jalapeno sauce in stores!

Isn’t that Mario bent over kneeling shooting Sonic out of his ass in the first image?

As someone who has watched every (yeah, EVERY) film in Nicolas Cage’s filmography, I can safely say his most unhinged performance is actually as Eddie in 1993's Deadfall.

Meanwhile Stardew Valley Expanded (one of the biggest and most popular mods) is due for its big 2.0 update as well, which is supposed to add a ton of content.

Wait, Billy is supposed to be a teenager in Gremlins?

Careful, Icarus.

The amount of vitriol I’ve seen in the comments over this is probably the most entertaining thing I’ve read on the AVClub in 5 years.