Obligatory:

As a kid I always imagined a sequel where Gizmo had to turn into a Gremlin to fight back.

Oof, the tutorial sucks. Would be nice if they allowed you to try it rather than just showing you animations and text.

Was it deep fried or baked?

I had my doubts.

No idea if this is true, but I’ve heard locally sourced honey is supposed to help with seasonal allergies in that area.

You might know it as Mafia. Originally a schoolroom / sleepover game. Group of people with a game master, one or more is selected as the bad guy who “kills” one of the others when everyone closes their eyes and then when everyone opens their eyes they decide on a person they think is the bad guy to “kill.”

You won’t believe how easy it is to follow this one tip to truly elevate the experience of the diners at your pizza parlor:

Not that this is proof of anything, but I imagine she’d sue for libel if it’s not true.

Disagree that it was better, but goddamn did I love zipping around with that watch.

This better not become the new standard. I hate this so much.

This show is still on?

I meant Motley Crue, I don’t know why I said Van Halen. Brain fart.

Dude I used to LOVE commentary tracks. I used to watch Futurama’s first 4 seasons on DVD, then repeat with commentary like once a year.

I might be going back to it with the way streaming is going. I’m glad I still have a lot of my old DVD collections. I started rewatching BSG on DVD because I don’t want to subscribe to whatever streaming platform has that now (Peacock?).

See also: Rattlesnake Shake (Fleetwood Mac, Van Halen, Skid Row).

Here’s an analogy that I think well represents situations like this.

20 years ago the cast of Friends was making $1 million per episode.

What the fuck did I just read?

I couldn’t believe it myself. And I came to this article right after the Borderlands ranked slideshow where everyone was complaining about it being a slideshow.