But what is the Platonic ideal of candy ass? Is Vin Diesel merely a shadow on the wall of the cave?

You only say that because that’s how our number system is. It’s really arbitrary. Many past civilizations used base 8, base 12, or base 20 systems.

As I understand it the biggest roadblock is industry standards. Converting to the metric system would mean changing all the tools and parts we use for all kinds of machines. It would be a massive overall of our infrastructure.

8th grade was my last year and that sounds about right. Besides, once you hit high school I feel like there’s other shenanigans you can be getting into on Halloween.

Whenever someone calls me a snob, I don’t get it. I mean, I like ranch! But not that shitty ranch you eat. Fancy ranch that is actually good.

I’d say 55/45 is probably the best ratio. 60/40 might sound good at first, but that means your peanut butter is 150% the amount of your jelly. You want them as close to equal as you can without the jam spilling out the side.

Up in the Bay Area In-N-Out is just as bad as Chick-fil-a if not worse (because Chick-fil-a seems more streamlined). It’s been like that for the past 20 years, too. Always crowded. I doubt you’re seeing a tourist effect in suburban San Jose.

Get a rope.

I’m getting more of a Pace Picante Salsa vibe.

“What is it again? You’re out of luck in the soup department..?”

Some of them won’t even show up in pending.

By the way, I don’t use twitter, but if someone wants to @Planters and ask if they would consider replacing Mr. Peanut as their mascot with Rowan Atkinson because technically peanuts are beans, by all means go ahead.

I’ll agree with you on kidney beans. Those and green beans are probably my favorite of what we normally refer to as beans. Black beans are also nice.

TDKR also gave us that great Pete Holmes sketch though.

Is this all part of a plan to just get rid of comments entirely like Deadspin?

I gave you a star, now you have a notification about it.

Yeah but imagine being able to just casually drop into a conversation that you own picard.ytmnd.com?

When is Gritty going to be on Always Sunny though?

I think it was directed at the word salad of some of the sentences in the article.

Imagine how much easier it would have been to do Tales of Dunk and Egg.