“The game is currently scheduled for release on November 11, 2022 for Xbox and PC.”

Code: my client is white.

Oh wow, Jones Soda. That takes me back. I used to love that as a kid. Nothing as crazy as Turkey and Gravy flavor though. I remember liking Green Apple and “Fufu Berry.”

The Butter Shave is probably my favorite episode...

The Butter Shave is probably my favorite episode.

Water balloon slingshot.

Well, we did need to learn about TekWar sooner or later...

My mother in law is a semi-professional baker and she uses dental floss to slice off the tops.

I think the idea is it falls into the overall theme of people these days misbehaving and being rude, especially to restaurant workers and others in the service industry, and how some places are trying to change that through policy.

I just had this conversation with my wife last night, although it started with hamburgers. I don’t put mustard on burgers and I don’t put ketchup on hot dogs.

That’s more of a problem with the prison system than charging him as an adult. But here it seems like he’s not even being charged at all. He needs to face serious consequences of some kind. At the very least he should have his license revoked and I hope he is liable for all the damage he has done.

Remember when that was the front page?

Maybe you ARE allergic and you just don’t know it! Maybe you’re allergic to everything! Better just throw away all your food and never eat again.

What are you defining as “medical help”? Talking to a medical professional is medical help. If I get a positive test for COVID I’m at least going to ask a qualified medical professional what I should do.

Tear the corner of the packet. Place the bottom of the packet between and perpendicular to your index and middle finger. Squeeze those fingers together like you’re doing the ASL sign for the letter U. Pull the packet through the squeezed fingers over your plate or wherever you want the condiment to go. That’ll get it…

THAT is what’s depressing you in the world of 2021?

Honestly, I like that they’re small. But yeah, the “Chicken sandwich” in the name along with the context of the Chicken Sandwich Wars is a little misleading. People go in expecting a huge honking sandwich that’ll fill you up on its own, but it’s more of a side item, which is perfect for me.

Honestly, compared to some of the other items, that’s pretty cheap. A cheese quesadilla is like $4 where I live. $5 if you want meat. So getting one of these chicken sandwich tacos on the side of something else isn’t that bad.

I literally ate one of these like an hour an a half ago. They’re pretty good and they’ve got a decent price point. A quesadilla is practically $5 these days, so it’s nice to have a cheaper option that’s almost as filling.

I didn’t know Fred Stoller became a lawyer for the ACLU.