I’m disappointed the picture isn’t of Rogue’s butt.

Remember Phone Booth?

Oh, I thought he was making a joke. Like, “I shouldn’t name names, but yeah, I beat Tom Cruise for the part in Family Matters.”

Well then help me.

That’s not a bad idea!

Okay, I guess I’ll take your word for it.

When talking about food and recipes, the word “improved” is purely subjective, no?

The better and bigger Hebrew National come in 4 packs.

I don’t like the waste of the packaging, but I love the idea of being able to buy a 2 pack of buns. I currently have a package of hot dog buns on top of my fridge that has seven buns left, and which I will most likely throw away most of them because they’ll have gone stale.

“Nothing can kill the Grimace.”

Also, as someone who lived for quite some time with just a mattress on the floor and no bedframe, what does it matter if the cardboard frame collapses?

I still sometimes whisper “Zeke the plumber... Zeke the plumber...” into my wife’s ear when we go to sleep.

Yeah, I was born in 87 and I definitely remember watching it, but it’s not like Friends or something. I remember my niece telling me how she would watch Friends on Nick-at-Nite. When I was a kid, Nick-at-Nite was like Bewitched, Get Smart, Dragnet, and I Dream of Jeannie.

Bring in the villians too, like Endless Mike, Paper Cut, and Pit Stain.

Gen Z kids watched Hey Dude? Wasn’t that cancelled like 5 years before the first Gen Z was even born?

Remember when Ted Cruz ate a booger on live TV?

I saw they were asking $30 for premier access and that otherwise I’d have to wait until October.  I’m waiting until October. It sounds ridiculous to me to pay that amount just to see a movie on my TV a few months earlier.

Why has this not already been posted?