My biggest misgiving about these new White Claws isn’t the ABV, but the volume. I feel regular White Claws are already kinda hard to finish when you get to the bottom of the can because the flavored seltzer + backwash combo is especially unpleasant. In a bigger can that just makes it worse.

I’ll feel slightly less like an idiot ordering this than I do the Extra Most Bestest from Little Caesar’s.

I had one for the first time when they brought it back. It was alright. I prefer my usual of a chicken quesadilla and a cheesy gordita crunch.

I don’t know if I like that many stinky foods. I love cheese, but generally not the stinky variety. Bleu cheeses weird me out.

Loved his cameo in So I Married an Axe Murderer.

And then there’s the Family fucking Circus, bottom right corner, just waiting to suck.

And then they came for the straight white men, and I totally talked over them and ignored them and continued living my life as if nothing had changed, because I’m a straight white man.

Blue has always and will always be the superior Gatorade.

As someone who has never been to Vermont, I thought of cheese before I thought of maple syrup.

Being in California a couple things come to mind, but it depends are we talking about food as in a dish, like something that is prepared and has a variety of ingredients? Or are we talking about a standalone item? If it’s the latter, artichokes and avocados come to mind. Apparently we produce like 80% of the world’s…

No one used the “cafeteria” at my high school. There were two locations all students were allowed to go off campus (juniors and seniors could leave if they had a car): a convenience store and a small take out place. Both those places would just order a bunch of Costco pizzas and sell them for $3 a slice. I’m pretty…

As a veritable Gen-Z’er, I heartily endorse this comment. Pamphlets are the tops!

Sounds like Lucy, Daughter of the Devil to me.

Not that I won’t watch new Aqua Teen content, but I actually kinda loved how the series ended. The fake-out last episode, then the the Highlander episode that shows Frylock serving life in prison and Meatwad raising a family and going back to visit his childhood home.

Yeah, the worm level was always my roadblock. I only managed to get past it once or twice and then all my weapons and lives were depleted. If I made it past, I always died on the next level which is right before you get a new save code.

I’ve only ever beat it using Game Genie. The toughest one for me was the one when you have to kill like 5 or 6 of the burrowing worm monsters. They’re tough and take a lot of hits and only come up when they’re about to attack. I only managed to get past them once or twice and quickly died the following level (I think…

I thought they’d already decided to continue the franchise with a non-James Bond, female 007?

Growing up I disliked pretty much all condiments. As I grew older I began to enjoy them, but even so, I still find condiments by themselves gross.

There is a “reboot” of sorts for football: Mutant Football League. Haven’t played it though. I’d prefer the hockey one myself.