I can’t believe I’m picking against garlic bread, but Lillian’s other picks were whiffs for me. Marine for the win.

Watch “We Are the Champions” on Netflix. There’s a pepper eating contest episode where the Carolina Reaper is the mid-point of the contest. This is because there are actually hotter peppers than the Carolina Reaper, but they just haven’t officially been tested for their heat.

It’s all online with computers, so it’s composed of silicon instead of carbon, duh.

As it was explained to me, the only ones forced to sell were those that bought on margin, no bought outride with cash. I think that means they basically bought the shares with credit, which allows RH to force them to sell when the market is volatile because it ensures they get the money back. Otherwise when the price…

Which is what is really shitty about the freeze on buying. Right before they’re due, people are unable to buy or even forced to sell, causing the price to drop instead of rising as it would have.

Why stop with pork? With the rise of lab grown meat, there will be no possibility of salmonella on raw chicken. Who’s up for some lab grown chicken tartare?

A few objections:

And now *bangs table* you’re selling it!

They’re okay. The main reason we ever buy them is to use them for making chicken soup or chicken and dumplings or something like that.

Yeah, we just use a dutch oven or high-sided cast iron.

We deep fry maybe twice a year. Every year my wife makes me homemade fried chicken as a Christmas present, which we have at some point between Christmas and New Years.

Cheater! He used both hands!

Room temperature La Croix??? Yech!

Follow your heart kid, and you’ll never go wrong.

Maybe it was like in Richie Rich and he just had a fully staffed McDonald’s in the White House?

I never liked the orange Gatorade, but I do love orange Hi-C. I wish McDonald’s still had it...

I don’t really see how you can say nothing of value came out of it but you were also a big fan of it. The Bendis/Bagley run on Ultimate Spider-Man is one of the best ever. What does it mean for something of value to come out of it (other than say, being an entertaining and enjoyable story)?

More like a football player in the Tostidos Fiesta Bowl saying something like, “Tostidos chips are too salty.”

Have whatever you like. Personally, I think bleu cheese tastes like sweaty feet.

I think there’s a little more to it than that. Allowing a self-pardon or a pardon of family members (especially family members who were part of the White House staff and whose crimes were committed during the president’s term) sets an unacceptable precedent. Essentially it would make the president above the rule of…