Just because it didn't work twenty years ago doesn't mean you can't find a way to make it work today.

I'm white and from the southern U.S., but the Chinese polite fighting is exactly what my mom's relatives do all the time.

"Dolorous Edd’s first act as lord commander: forgetting he was lord commander"

My husband is on a new medicine, so I heard "Don't tell Meryl" repeated about 10 times that night.

And Fox will gladly sell you one for only $27. http://shop.fox.com/bobs-bu…

My parents house was build by students. We were told they got a C.

Both BVS & Deadpool have showtimes at my local second-run theater today.

That is incredibly kind of you. I wish one of my friends would sneak into my house to finish ournursery, or even better, paint the bathroom.

Well, congratulations ABC, now I watch nothing on you. Well, I still watch The Middle for now, but it's really starting to show it's age, so I probably won't watch in consistently.
EDIT: Oops, I forgot that Fresh Off The Boat is on ABC and is actually quite good. But that almost makes me angrier, since I was so ready…

Those were my exact thoughts about those three shows.

"I super believed in you Tad Cooper," was the first thing I texted my husband this morning. Well, after something much more profane about ABC.

No ABC cancels after the second season so that it will hurt more. RIP Better off Ted and The Neighbors. (Though if they hadn't cancelled The Neighbors, we wouldn't have gotten Galavant. Nothing will be better than Galavant, though, so there's no excuse for canceling that.)

Very jealous, I'm in Virginia and I don't think our rain is ever going to end.

Odd thing about me: I can ride roller coasters all day and be fine, but I got horribly motion sick 20 minutes into a canoe ride.

I would love to see an episode where the Belchers go to church.

I thought so for a long time, but it's actually named after founder John Lynch.

I always found it amusing that the new capital of the U.S. is Lynchburg because that's where my dad's family is from. Of course, it's also where Jerry Falwell was from, hence it being the capital city of the religious fanatic president. Really though its a lovely city, except that Liberty University seems to be…

Upvoted for 30 Rock reference.

I was hoping I was imagining that resemblance there. It's all in the hideous glasses, right?

I'm pretty sure it's for Ballpark Franks, but I don't remember seeing in in a long, long time.