When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves. When your brains quicken again, and you bear a tolerable commenting system and site layout. Then we will return, and not before.

Born in 86, but I remember Showbiz Pizza. Had one of my birthday parties there.

I've got two of those posters hanging up now. I put one over my new son's changing table.

I've got it on blu-ray now, but I won't get rid of the DVD because the case is just too cool.

Star Trek: Insurrection, ugh. I think it was the only PG movie in stock in our small DVD rental section (I didn't get to see my first PG-13 movie, well officially anyways, until I was 15).

I wish I'd bought like 10 VCR's 5 or ten years ago, when they were dirt cheap. I prefer to fall asleep to tapes and all my recording is still done on them.

I guess so.

Me too. I saw the obit and actually thought it was a mistake because he died several years ago. Who am I thinking of, I wonder?

I just went to my first laser light show Saturday after finding out they existed from that episode. It was awesome!

Probably a detailed imagining of her conception.

I hadn't even heard of Carvel (we got my birthday ice cream cakes from the grocery store) until I went looking for someone who would make me an ice cream wedding cake. They hadn't done it before, but said they'd try. They even had to buy a heavy duty wedding tier stand. It was the most wonderful ice cream cake…

Well they spent a decent chunk of money de-aging Jude Law for flashback scenes, which was actually good enough that I didn't notice at first and just thought he still looked like he did 15 years ago.

I'm from the south, but I'm with you. It's definitely three syllables.

Don't leave out "Fresh Off The Boat."

John Lithgow should get an emmy for this. That decision was finalized when he made me about to freakin' cry as he slipped out of the office for the last time.

Man, that really bugged me. Why didn't he say "rollersizing"?

I did think, "at least it's not as bad as Family Guy would have done it."

I just couldn't get into these two episodes as much as l did last week's episodes. There were definitely funny lines and moments, but as a whole, each episode didn't feel as cohesive for me. Alphonso's testimony bleeping should have stopped at the third time it was bleeped. After that, it just wasn't funny to me…

Really? How long were you dead? I'm so glad you were revived! Sorry. I couldn't help but channel Larry Henderson there.

True, it kinda does.