If anyone’s curious why Mr. Wells starts off his statement with “Every time this happens,” well, let’s just say he has a long and sordid history of this kind of behavior. Specifically, he was the guy that made so much noise over Jennifer Lawrence being “too big” for The Hunger Games, and said that readers should…

I thought an eagle punch was when you punch someone in the stomach right before he climaxes causing them to screech and flap their arms.

Absolutely insane that terrorist attacks in the West would resonate with people in the West. I just can’t fathom it.

WOAH WOAH WOAH. My wife is Turkish and with that her family/friends are Turkish and I know many of them. One of her cousins posted this earlier today:

Secretly, you must be ashamed of the “school I could never sniff” or you would be yelling, screaming, and jumping up and down like a drunk at a football game hollering out the actual name of your “school I could never sniff”. Now that I think about it in response to your Hannityesque reply, I’m honored and blessed…

The funny thing is, if you want to get on Cam for collegiate indiscretions, there’s one that actually reflects somewhat poorly on his character: he only was only at this junior college because he managed to get kicked off the Florida team for stealing a laptop.

There it is. Rich white people have to accept racism. Awesome. Freedom of speech is now only for poor people who have failed in life.

Kinja social justice warriors (like you) are hypocrites. Deadapin and its sycophants rely on class warfare when it benefits their agenda. So capitalism is great for black athletes. But fuck capitalism when rich white dudes make $$$$

Remember, the real villain is the kid who takes a couple grand, not the coach and school who make millions off that kid’s labor.

They did WHAT?!?!?

That’s call capitalism. America’s built on that. Cam Newton is what’s great about America.

If you have any questions about women, just ask me. I have a girlfriend, but you wouldn't know her—she's a model who lives in Canada.

I’m...I’m kidding. I’ve never even talked to a woman.

White guy reporting in. Cam Newton is great. I love to see someone having fun.

We shouldn’t anthropomorphize machines anyway. They hate it.

The Brotherhood of Steel has airships.

I feel like it’s usually called a “steamer”, if syrup is added it would be a “vanilla steamer” or a “cinnamon steamer”. Honestly, I think babyccino is a much cuter name.

Crafting is the bane of RPGs.

I feel like if I had MORE confidence and maybe less boyfriend when I was younger I would have had a much more productive life.