Sucks to be you then. For how long have you worked 70-90 hours per week and does it bring you that much more money? You have no time to spend it, you probably look like you get no sleep and I can’t imagine much of a social life when you spend 12 hours every day working. You are not the smart guy pulling himself up by…

That’s not indicative of the average person at all, just because your fine with it doesn’t mean a whole team of people should be forced to do it several times a year. People also have families and children that they would like to see sometimes.

...You new here? Kotaku has always covered/wrote about stuff that could be considered political. I’m not even sure what you’re talking about since a lot of the splinter/jezebel/whatever stuff rarely graces Kotaku.

Sounds like a case of Schrödinger’s Douchebag.

Yeah but those people were slaves and you’re confusing them with the ruling class that rewrote history and took all the money and the credit.

Translation: We have no experience with the internet.

This is a bad take.

there are no pacts between lions and men

Coming to the MLS for some of these guys must feel like one of us adults playing with and against a bunch of children

Maybe the Chargers should sign Zlatan to kick for them. He knows how to get 25,000 fans both in and out of their seats.

You mean like this one

This is going to be so fucking fun.

2 of the best quotes ever

Exactly. Anyone else with his persona I’d probably hate, but he pulls it off so well, and in an obviously “in on it” way, that’s it’s totally endearing.

Marvel has announced postponement of Avengers: Infinity War to after conclusion of the MLS season so that there is no conflict with Zlatan.

I absolutely adore Zlatan. A rare player that is wildly boastful and almost always backs it up with on field success. Also if you follow his career you get the pretty sure sense that Zlatan is in on the Zlatan persona joke, which makes it all the more charming.

ugh. exactly. it sucks that this happened to this family but i feel bad for the kids more than anything. the world doesnt owe you your dream job, your dream house, and 5 fucking kids. Follow your heart in an insanely unstable industry, but dont put the burden of instability on your fucking kids. Or have six zillion…

That jumped out at me too.

Yeah, I can't help but think that the husband should've made strides to switch to a more stable job or industry after the first layoff. The bulk of the blame is definitely on these shitty companies, but there's something to be said for thinking ahead and putting your family's well-being first.

Continuing to pop out kids while in such a volatile industry/situation seems like a terrible idea as well. You know things could go south at any time and can barely afford to raise the kids you already have yet you continue to have more? Just putting more and more people through the wringer of moving constantly with…