We need to overthrow capitalism for that to happen.

That Terry Richardson might go down too.

O.o.

*Jack Nicholson on suicide victim in the video, “I warned him.”*

I see no problem with it. Some people should rot in hell.

A lot of cat related internet personalities seem fine to me. They just talk about their cats and stuff.

Cosby was America’s dad for a while too.

What was your favorite beer stop?

Beer is gross as hell. That’s your problem.

Yes you do because it’s a good shapely butt, which is why you are uncomfortable because you think it’s a hot butt which it is.

Yes you do because it’s a good shapely butt, which is why you are uncomfortable because you think it’s a hot butt…

No, they visit us.

I hope in 2018 we learn that aliens from outer space exist and visit us. That is my new years resolution for the aliens. I am making a resolution on behalf of them to reveal themselves to at least me but probably to more people so the government doesn’t try to kill me. So that is where I am at this New Year’s Eve.

A lot of these people probably would have voted for the Republican but couldn’t so they wrote a whacky joke, so maybe it’s good that they did because they wanted to vote for Moore except he was a pedo?

I really picked the wrong city to make my point about how annoying it is that every other show is about New York.

It’s the middle class and wealthy that are uneducated that are Trump’s base. The old white people who were able to build their lives without the need to go to college and are now shitting on everyone else.

Goddamned Simpsons. I should have seen this one coming too. 

Bleck.

Those people on Medicaid in red states don’t vote.

Can we get a show about the gays of like Pittsburgh in the 90s?
I mean, what were they doing?
All the time it’s “New York this, or LA that.”

Bitch, I don’t lie about shit like this.