The only thing I remember about Paul Reiser was him complaining about the paparazzi after Princess Diana’s death and my ten year old self was like, “The paparazzi is following your irrelevant self? Ya right.”

A lot of indie rock music from back then seems like its up its own butt.

I liked that especially the fake bird.

I like that album. I also like Love as Laughter.

I don’t really get the lipsynching. I mean, it can’t be that hard if Paul Abdul does it successfully.

I never said I wasn’t stupid. I am also mean. Suck my dick.

Y’all, that stupid SpaceX rocket launch made me think there was an alien invasion over Los Angeles for five minutes until I clicked on SpaceX on Twitter.

Gawker doesn’t exist and Bitcoin is stupid as fuck.

He didn’t raise his hand. Sorry.

Nerds on AVClub.

Do you think Hillary could have beat Steve Bannon, or do you think she would have messed that up too?

They did not raise their hands. Sorry.

I feel like every actor in Hollywood is pretty much fake as fuck and I don’t really give a shit about their persona, political beliefs, their lives anymore etc. I still like Jennifer Tilly tho.

At a Hollywood function:

These are my fav movies so far this year.

She’s getting shit because she badmouthed Donald Trump at the Golden Globes.

Eh. Not so sure about that.

Like most people in Hollywood, Meryl Streep is probably full of shit and a big giant fucking hypocrite. I mean, she clapped for Roman Polanski. 

Gary Goddard, one of Bryan Singer’s best buds was accused of sex abuse by 8 former child actors today.

The store that I work at plays a lot of covers of this song and that Wham! Christmas song. They also play this one, which I kind of like: