He would be outed as a creep again and people would be like “well, he molested that one girl in the 70s, so duh.”

Oh wait, maybe not. I a m watching the New York Times election doohickie and it was swinging over to Moore really fast and now it’s swinging back to Jones.

Looks like Moore is going to win.

Will SNL still suck tho?

Probably yes.

Hello.

Exit polls are getting my hopes up that Roy Moore might lose tonight. I was for sure he was going to win tho.

This is you, “blah, blah, blah, not funny, blah, blah, blah.”

I don’t know who the hell Frank Stallone is because I am not a loser.

Thank you.

People hate on me all the time. What did I do? What did I do to deserve their anger and scorn?
NOTHING.

Lies.

I think your perspective has no value. Who are you?

How dare you sir?

Me too!!!

I am laid off facebook, because I am laying off your mother son.

Lying coward.

My perspective needs to be heard. Sorry not sorry.

I am not stupid fuckface. I am the shit bitch.

Men are allowed to comment on things on Twitter. Yes, our opinions are probably stupid, but you care enough that you read them, so... Who is the stupid one? The person writing stupid opinions or the person reading stupid opinions.

Roy Moore’s pedophile ass is prob going to win. It’s Alabama guys.