TRAPLINE

I only put ketchup on my hot dog bitch. Hot dogs taste gross without ketchup. Also Chicago sucks and their anti-ketchup-on-hot-dog bullshit can blow me.

Humans are animals, but if you saw a group of people walking down the street, you would not say “See that group of animals there?”

This story sounds boring.

To me, this sounds like Clooney. Just to me tho.

Hunter S. Thompson apparently filmed a snuff film of a bunch of gay Republicans murdering a male teen prostitute here.

This weekend I have been watching a lot of parrot type youtube videos.

That w as the only scene in the movie I liked.

You know what’s funny?
This movie is called “Fallen Kingdom” and it has dinosaurs literally falling off a cliff. That’s really really really stupid.

She’s Ron Howard’s daughter, so American.

This looks dumb as hell.

Bryan Singer, boy you done did it now.

Good list.

Can we please stop bringing up Hillary Clinton? She sucks. Let her go fools.

When the war comes that kills off millions of North Koreans and Los Angeles gets nuked because Donald Trump is an asshole and Americans a war mongering fools, America will be the bad guy.

They need to have Pikachu investigate a True Detective style satanic pedophile ring.

That’s one sexy cow cartoon. Would bang.

Al Franken: retire binch.

The sex scandals are going to take out every single movie from contention except for the Emoji movie. That’s your winner.

Or that a Meryl Streep movie is bland as hell.