Interesting. I am planning on not reading not one but two Liz Phair books. 

10 years ago, I was like “Man, eventually people will stop going to these super hero movies/ TV. They are so overexposed right now.”

That first dress would be cool-looking without the pants, but the second outfit really kind of sucks.

This looks like it might actually be really good.

Sometimes raccoons get caught in your cat trap, and you can’t keep them like the cats, so what do you do? Eat them, like you do the possums, rats, squirrels, dogs, and other creatures you catch, or you feed them to your army of feral cats if they’re people.

Ehhhh...

I miss hatesong.

You’re just defending him because he’s a democrat.

Smell you later, Al Franken. Hello senator Keith Ellison?

Looks like Al Franken is about to go down for being a perv now. She even gots photo proof of the deed.

I don’t like her because she’s positioned as this bold iconoclast speaking truth to power with her satire by her advertising, but when you watch her show it’s just liberal shit that most everyone in the entertainment industry already says, said by a very privileged white woman.

“Who cares, bro?”

I probably wouldn’t have immediately recognized Mark Hamill but I would have just pretended that I knew who he was anyway.

Dunkirk was good bro.

It is. Thank you for recognizing greatness.

I think this is a delusion you tell yourself to justify paying the high rent of living in New York.

Joseph Merrick wouldn’t, but you know who would? Antonio Sabato Jr. That dude was an underwear model bro. If I was Antonio Sabato Jr. and I was making fun of him and you said “let me see your pics,” I would gladly post a pic of my bulge, and I would win the comment section and you would lose.
So think about that the…

Pizza snobs going to come here, “all pizza chains suck!!!”
Bitch, it’s pizza. Even cheap ass Little Caesars is good.

If I looked like the Elephant Man, it still wouldn’t make him look better bro.

It was the late 80s. All hairdos were bad.