He’s aged terribly since that clip.

They’re still mad about GW pulling that shit so effectively.

Entire town of Gadsen, “Oh ya, Roy Moore was a creeper who preyed on children.”

With like little pepperonis instead of boxes for the text. Yes.  

Buying a car and driving across the globe to me qualifies as wasting it on dumbshit.

Pointless shout out to Benghazi love!!!<3 <3 <3 <3

I spent all my money on Free Meek Mill shirts. Sorry Rose.

It was OK, but so far I liked the Ornithologist, Dunkirk, and Baby Driver better. I have not watched a lot of films from this year though.

O.o.

So we are excited that these death chocolates are now on sale to kill children?

They should make Batman have sex with Aquaman. Maybe a threeway with a reincarnated Superman, or a four way with that Harley Quinn, but she’s got a strap on.

We probably got like a year of these stories coming out.

He was pestering all the teen girls at the mall.

Apparently the dude Roy Moore was banned from the mall for being a creep.

You stole what I was going to type.

(Russian accent) “Next in line is Mandy Patinkin comrade. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.”

I liked the Goldfinger secret track on Hang Ups.

Salacious cunt sounds more like a compliment to me.

They are totally going to drink pee to own libs when the pee pee tape comes online.

Dick Cheney still the worst to me.