The fuck is this hair:

As someone who has actually seen his tax returns, I can state, unequivocally, that he did not make NAMBLA donations. Anyone who says this is ignorant, lying or misinformed.

“We’re the party of Lincoln! You remember him! He fought a whole big war to free the slaves! So, basically, ignore the last 50 years of actual policy and remember the guy from 150 years ago. Clearly, we care more about civil rights than those dirty Democrats.”

I love that this is the Republican narrative. It’s like…

“Taco Trucks on every corner” - Matthew 3:11

Oh right. That little bastard from New Hampshire. Cargo Shorts. New Hampshire. Got it. Sorry just a little on edge this morning with all the Lochte news.

Dude, what are you going to do when gawker.com shuts down? Are we stuck with you here?

Pretty sure pizzaface was referring to Corey Lewandowski. Lewandowski and Manafort have been rivals since Manafort was hired.

You know, I want them to keep going with this “she has a brain disease” thing, because I’m going to enjoy it when the lady with the “brain disease” turns him into jello in the debates.

Just minutes later, he followed that up by saying that everything Hillary Clinton says is a lie.

I don’t see how she’s dancing around anything. She and Kurt are friends, denounced his views and fired him nonetheless, and explained that she thinks focus on him over rape is counterproductive.

I’ve flagged all critiques of you as hate speech. UR the wind beneath my wings.

My favorite part of this whole Senior Week thing has been finally realizing that Ashley Feinberg is my favorite person on the Internet.

Amen. A life spent in service of vanity is no life at all. Take a shower every day, don’t mainline hard drugs and go for a walk once in a while. Let the rest of the chips fall where they may.

Obvious comment is obvious.

You’d think Green would wait to get to Rio to go viral.

I’m 66 years old. I became a feminist when I was 5, and my older sister was told she could “join” a model airplane club my father belonged to. She could pay dues, but not attend meetings or meet because she was a girl.(My father promptly “unjoined” that club!) I’ve been waiting 61 years for today.

Sadly I am not going, but Ellie and Joanna will be there! Please pray for them.