“The crabs melted into each other”

so, what struck me so hard was how, even though i had a good relationship with my mom, i STILL saw us in some of their fights. after i saw this movie, i wrote my mom a letter thanking her for NOT being a mom like Laurie Metcalf in this movie—she may not have agreed with my choices (and fought to stop me from making…

Maybe you should get checked for sleep apnea.

Hey did anybody see how the Lardass in Chief was saying he would totally run into a school that was being shot up? Bwahahahahaha!

Donald Glover’s response was perfect. Lena Dunham really wasn’t trying to acknowledge she was wrong. She just wanted absolution. These so called allies always want to make their Black Friends TM their “confessors”but forbid they actually make amends.

Jesus fucking christ, there is no escape from skeevy men.

I’ll say it over and over and over —

OMG IT’S EGG. IT’S HER.

Not that hard to understand. As a kid, didn’t you ever break something your parents told you not to touch so you told them 3 black men raped and kidnapped you and knocked that Hummel figurine to the floor while they trying to make their escape.

I mean, we’ve all been there.

Uh, as a parent, you have to have those conversations and not ‘wait for the right moment’. If you don’t remind them, they’ll forget. Even if you wait for the right moment, what makes you think they’ll still listen? Consistency is key with kids and teens.

That some dumb shit. If you can’t call out family, then what is the fucking point?

Remember late 2016 and into 2017 when white women were putting their hopes that Ivanka would influence her father... lolz.

Either she knows America didn’t buy into her and is just hoping to stay on daddy’s will or she’s delusional enough to believe she still has a shot in politics one day. I will personally burn everything down if she ever becomes president.

This woman is truly an empty vessel. How do you praise Oprah for championing sexually abused women then turn around and shit on the same sexually abused women she was championing?

“I believe my father,”

I felt like Elaine in Seinfeld watching The English Patient during this episode... “Just die already!!!”