Somewhere, Dusty Rhodes laughs.

They should also take away your achievements and give them to a player with a white character who didn’t earn them.

That poor rando is the only man who truly knows how Reince Priebus feels.

That’s a really good point. You can’t really blame him for wanting to give it a go. But both he and the team trading for him should understand what they’re getting.

You are...not nearly as informed about recent events as you think you are.

I look at Clinton’s platform in 2016:

They always seem to imagine that the closer they edge to Republican policy positions

It’s not about leading voters to the Democratic side - the Republican nominee for President has won the popular vote only once in the last quarter century (Bush in 2004).

Yeah it sucks, but teach your defenders not to have their hands reached out when fighting through a screen and it is no longer a problem.

Westbrook is only the consensus MVP to “fans” who use Peter King-levels of “analysis” and only watch the ESPN highlights in sports bars

Eh, I look at it the opposite way—the MVP is the guy who makes your other guys BETTER than they are and thus make the team better. Addition rather than subtraction. You can argue that Russ makes the Thunder’s W-L record better and I’d accept that. I can’t accept that he’s making the Thunder a better team with his ball…

Eh, at some point Westbrook’s stats just feel kinda hollow to me. It’s really not that different than someone averaging 25 a game for a terrible team, simply because someone has to take those shots. And I don’t care what anyone says, Westbrook’s supporting cast isn’t significantly worse than Harden’s (wasn’t the…

Honestly, I’m surprised Kawhi’s suddenly the guy people are putting up against Westbrook rather than Harden, who’s having a nutso season statistically. 29-7.8-11.3 (leading the league in assists while scoring 29 a night!) is fucking crazy and his team’s playing really well.

just consider the fact that most NBA teams play 3 on 5 on offense is all you need to know that offense is more valuable than defense

So... Harden for MVP?

“Totally.”

My father, who never misses an opportunity to parent other people's children, let me in on a bit of dad ninjitsu when I was well into my twenties. Some yowling animal was raising a shitfit at a store, and the mother descended to its eye level with the coo-coo-cooing and the aw-sweeeeeeeties. My dad was borderline…

My wife's very loud and very abrasive best friend just left after staying with us for a week. Our 2 year-old went from "happy, smiley, sometimes-a-bit-too-loud" to non-stop loud all of the time. Here's what I observed:

Jesus, my wife is so fucking loud. She is 32 and doesn't know how to use her inside voice for more that 15 minutes. I'm not quiet and we live in a NYC apartment. I'm already hitting the bourbon and I have no kids.

it's NOT barbeque, it's GRILLING