Also, now we all know you're old.

i feel the burn from your comment, bro. though you have to admit i was right about silk.

yep, capn's will do that. for TV.

true, true.

GoDaddy. Even in the crazy old U.S. of A, this is one of the most asinine names one could pick for a business.

1and1 is a'ight

Wow, a marvelous Photoshop by a true artist!

not.

yep, your silk comment made sense.

philanthroper. please do it full time. thank you.

Hey, ZoetheBitch, that picture ain't half bad. Also, you're being a bit zoeiish.

Sprave's reference notwithstanding, 30-year old news, Andrew? Tsk-tsk. Still think you're one of the cool editors, though. Cheers.

I thought astrophysicists agreed that first our planet will be stretched and twisted until it reaches the consistency of a delicious twizzler, which will take a couple of millions of years. Only then will it be devoured by the black hole, a notoriously picky eater.

You are, of course, correct. However, you clearly demand the proper use of English from the wrong demographic.

pretty sure it's an antlion.

And with such seeming schadenfreude too. I never got the giddiness with which it always gets reported. Is it because RIM hails from across the border?

I always thought that getting a plane, albeit a souped-up plane to intercept a missile would be a bigger challenge. How many of them would be needed to effectively cover the border?

That was my first thought. Then I realized that they're created from copies of Bill O'Reilly's autobiography. Phew.

Facebook. Nuke it from orbit.

Zork!