He seemed simply stoned to me.

Night time's for sleeping, not light pollution. Not everyone wants to live in Vegas.

We had a much better taste in music in 2006

Well, the bitch does help with your cholesterol...

reposting Jalopnik's old articles must be the luckiest job on Earth.

$229? I'll match it if you cover the shipping. Used for only a few hundred frames mine is. Holla!

Casey, go rub one out, will ya, champ.

Huzzah!

There hadn't been a day in a while that you haven't encountered something that hasn't been "the craziest thing I've ever seen", had there?

Where the heck is this guy from, the KGB?

I'll see your "just sayin", you rascals.

Apple Legal is a shipload of cunts, do you expect any semblance of reason/sense coming from them?

Ha, you've been escorted with the goods all the way to the incinerator by the guys with rifles, yet you know what "some of the documents said". I detect a faint odor of stale mackerel.

it's passers-by, just in case. Also, good luck with your research. :)

Meanwhile, a town in Texas is no longer missing its schizoid.

I was about to say: "Wow, I had no idea that Spain had drone pilots.", but then noticed that this entry wasn't penned by one of the most viral people on the internet. He must be off having a Dos Equis.

and clever it was. flawedhero is flawed.

That's not Brigitte Nielsen and Flava Flav.

remove those hashtags at once, Butters!

Apparently Kutcher used to be insanely popular on Twitter. Whatever Twitter is.