Vagina mustache: confirmed.

Careful now, that sounds dangerously close to being a common sense, well-adjusted perspective on the extent of personal freedom. We don't take kindly to that in 'Murica.

Okay. Repeat after me.

Also, at some point, a farmer will ask her to represent his pig.

I look forward to pratfalls occasioned by 4 inch heels, mud and the absence of taxi cabs.

I can just imagine the Editor's note next month.

"Why Female Soldiers Were Finally Added to Call of Duty's Multiplayer"

Honest-to-god conversation with my husband in Ulta:

I'm a guy (and straight), but I'll allow it.

I see a giant, muscled thing to put dressing on.

If you are too stupid to figure out how to write your own comment, you shouldn't be commenting.

Oh, it actually happened in the snuggie commercial. HERE is a glorious photoshop job pertaining to it (if you happen to be in to the Game of Thrones TV show)

I wonder what Cosmo pays their Bizarre Sex Tipper? I know this isn't really about sex, it's about getting coverage for how wacky and sexy but culturally progressive the magazine is (taking credit for people using condoms, really?). I think I could do this job. Rev His Recycling Engine: five ways to work…

Yes, definitely. I would actually be more likely to use it for something less than sex.

I am on the very old end of the millennial category, but when I was in college in the late 1990s/early 2000s, "hooking up" didn't necessarily mean sex. It could mean heavy making out, yes. It was used to express anything beyond kissing—anything you wouldn't want other people seeing you do (unless you're an…

I'd say so. I count making out at a party as hooking up.

What's your game, government?! Do you need to borrow money or something?

I thought that too! The Simpsons at its absolute WORST is nowhere near as offensive and unfunny as anything Seth MacFarlene does.