I have my dead boyfriend’s dead father’s ashes in my attic and I too am stuck on what is the proper move

I was just looking at that picture wishing my boobs were that nice and sparkly.

I have my dead boyfriend’s dead father’s ashes in my attic and I too am stuck on what is the proper move with respect to Dead Ed, who I actually never met, yet here we are.

It’s true. Not all of us are great but seriously don’t piss us off. We’ll invite you to a picnic and make sure to sit you down next to our local fire ant beds.

Q: What are the non-asshole-misogynists among us to do?

Wasn’t she discovered in suspended animation in the Delta Quadrant? Turned out to be quite the inspiration to Captain Janeway.

I’m a wife and a neighbor, so I have decided I represent all wives and neighbors. I emphatically believe that no wife or neighbor would ever fuck Rand Paul.

After 26 people were dead, at what number do we deem the gun unacceptable? Why do we stop at owning semi automatics, why can’t I legally buy an RPG?

He was trying to break Rand’s spine but couldn’t find one.

“What’s wrong with that?” - Donald Trump

I initially read “caffeine runs” as meaning “diarrhea from too much coffee”, and became a little concerned....

Yes. I live in Lumberton, and it’s unreal. My parents, along with all their neighbors, lost so much. My parents are lucky-we live in town, they were able to get to our house after being rescued by a neighbor with a boat, and they own a second home upstate and an RV, so they can absorb the cost of repairs and have…

Pleeeeease don’t forget the Coastal Bend of Texas. I know the hurricane landfall was a whole week ago and that seems like forever but I’m from Port Aransas and this is just a fucking nightmare for us. The town was devastated. 90 percent of the town either lost their roofs, gross poop surge flooded into their home,…

Don’t forget about the landfall zone. I know it was a whole week ago, but I’m from Port Aransas. It was absolutely destroyed. Same with Rockport and Aransas Pass. The flooding in Houston has kind of eclipsed the initial devastation of this giant fucking storm’s landfall.

Yes, i know. And I will always care.

I am grey, can I please piggyback on you and plug Gulf Coast Wildlife Rescue in Brazoria County as well? I post pics here sometimes of some of our rescues, usually possums. The facility where I volunteer is mostly raptors, sea birds, and possums. They are very legit and always in need of help in the best of times. I…

Thank you! On Wednesday they said they got in 30 squirrels already!

I imagine they are going to be overwhelmed in the coming months. Natural disasters are a disaster for the natural world too. I’ve got these folks on my list. Payday is today, donations go out tomorrow!

Want to plug an organization I volunteer for. Texas Wildlife Rehab Center here in Houston. They took in the famous cab hawk.

Please, do your research on whatever you decide to donate to. Sites like charitynavigator.org are independent non profits themselves who review charities.