I have a migraine, so I read the article title as “Where were you when you figured out what J.Lo’s actual first name was...”

And was fucking confused as shit. I was trying to figure out how the FUCK people couldn’t figure out before that her name was Jennifer because I was sure it was mentioned SOMEPLACE before 2001.

I had a raid group that loved playing the Space Jam theme every time we’d randomly raid. It was so fucking awesome. I miss those guys.

You should feel joy in the fact that you killed my lady boner for a good long while. Kudos.

Yeah, seriously. Meth I could see... Weed? WTF.

It pisses me off how you can’t understand what the bastard is saying. Like, god damn it, ENUNCIATE.

I DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU’RE GONNA SHARE WITH THE BIRDS, STOP WITH THE SHITTY MUSIC. STOP COMING ON THE RADIO.

STOP BEING CREEPY MISOGYNISTS.

You can get it at GNC, or any health food store. Hell, Amazon should have it! I have the same problem with not knowing if it’s a bladder infection or not. It sucks so much. :(

Look up interstital cystitis. I have it. Hurts like a motherfucker. Pyridium, always. I use bee propolis for actual UTI’s if possible, and macrobid if that doesn’t work, plus my script of pyridium. Will be trying that baking soda thing tho...

What is this, I don’t even...

We couldn’t have called this White Privilege Month? Like, really? Or Check Yo Privilege Month? Jesus.

Papaw beat the shit out of 1 out of 6 paparazzi reporters. Love him so much. ;_;

I kind of have chronic IBS with constipation. I also have a device called a Lumbar Peritoneal Shunt in me, to drain off my spinal fluid, which means there’s a tube going from my spine in to my belly.

So, I got REALLY super constipated. Cue gross thing my body did number one. It popped the tubing in my belly out of…

If and when they parole this piece of shit out, for the love of fuck, put him on some form of restricted internet access. Like no contact with Ashanti. Please. For fucks sake.

One of my favorite marinades is Dr.Pepper + Italian Dressing. It’s so good!

The thing floating in the coffee pot disturbed me, so much...

Here’s what I know of Lyme.

I have one friend who I met as a teenager, suffering from a disease I was, Idiopathic Intracranial Hypertension, caused by the Lyme. Once they found out it was, in fact, Lyme, and did a few rounds of antibiotics, it got better.

I still have the condition, no Lyme myself... But someone in the…

And when an earthquake hits, all the shit up top falls RIGHT on his head. Right?!

Why does this song make me feel like he’s going around, joygasming in his pants, over candy?

http://www.fragrantica.com/notes/Tobacco-… All kinds of Tobacco scents!

And if you want tea with Tobacco might I recommend this?

Bless you. As someone with severe allergies, to the point that someone’s perfume can kill the everloving shit out of me, thank you. I appreciate you so much. Random people with shit tons of perfume on sometimes trigger my angioedema or anaphylaxis and I end up at the E.R. due to it. And yes, I take a LOT of allergy…

If you want amazing smelling perfume, go with Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab. They make AMAZING scents of all kinds, and you can find something for you with all sorts of notes.

They have scents based on all kinds of things, from The Last Unicorn, to Crimson Peak, to mythology to D&D scents. I love their perfume oils.

My best friend conceived my Godson in a house that Tonya Harding used to live in. Supposedly she left it all sorts of trashed before her friend’s family moved into it!

And then I found $5. (Which is how you make any story cool. Just FYI.)