I'm thankful no one in my family caught fire this Thanksgiving.

Yes. That's a thing to be Thankful for. It happened 2 thanksgivings ago. We're always afraid of it happening again...

Don't light candles near the area you're serving food if anyone has long hair. Just fyi.

I just read this out loud to my fiance over Skype. At first I wasn't going to, telling him I didn't think he would want to hear... "Oh, I hear about testicular tostion all the time, go ahead!" Afterwards
He told me about how he heard or read a similar story about this happening to a dude at a nude beach. Except the…

Kristen Stewart, if you ever read this, and want a friend, I don't judge. Errybody has issues. I'll talk to anyone, so long as you do not give off a genuinely creepy ass vibe.

Send a letter or sommat. I'll respond.

I fucking had worse injuries when my CAT slammed in to my face on accident while bouncing around. When I went to make sure my eye was okay at the E.R they fucking wanted to know who hit me and didn't want to believe it was a cat.

I DIDN'T FUCKING SHOOT ANYONE. JUST SAYING.

How can I tell the difference between that and his "I'm going to murder the SHIT out of you." stare?

SOON.

Oh God. What the fuck. How awful. :(

When they randomly ask me "If we break up, do you think any of your friends will date me?" Noooope.

Oh and "If we break up can we still have sex/phone sex?" How about hell no? You aren't that good at anything. I'll find someone else. YOU might not be able to but...

*big hugs back* I agree, we both are! I'm sorry your biodad ruined J's wedding. That's awful. :( What an ass!

Oh my GOD that is AWFUL. That had to make you just want to vomit. D:

They never apologize for the shit they do though. Bio dad did tons of insane shit like stalk us, try to kidnap me, and tons of other crap before I turned 4 and contact was cut off.

He still tried hitting on Mom at every child support hearing ever. It…

She might have! Then again, with Facebook nowadays, anything is possible.

The really sad thing? His whole family has basically told me I'm better off without him. His Dad doesn't allow him to access his medical information, only my female Aunt, who I'm in contact with.

That tells you something is fucked up.

BEST.THING.EVE…

This is every single dog I've had rolled in to one. They would ALL do that shit. Fuck your test, Gimmie some FOOD.

Well, 2 for sure that I know of. But when I asked him on MySpace YEARS ago,, he was like "I thing I only had the 3." the text was way more garbled than that... But the "Thing" always stood out to me, as it was good to know what he does instead of 'think'. My Mom, half-brothers, and I have come to the conclusion there…

I have two half-brothers, but both of them hate his guts for the shit that he put all of us through. Terrible person. Also neither brother is married!

This is also my dream. A rotating closet? Oh yes, please! So amazing!

Oh, hey, that sounds like my Biodad, except he's not married right now. Hmm.. Better check his Facebook to make sure I don't have a new sibling or some such....

Nope.

Guess it's just someone similar to him...

I didn't realize this until you pointed it out...and I love it. I used to read what my Aunt called "Brain Rot" material as a kid. And I'd point out to her "It's fun because I -KNOW- it's not real!"

Unfortunately, Mark shows us shit that is very real.

Oh dear GOD. This ranks right up there on 'fucking terrifying' with Rosebudding. I'm not sure which scares me more. Thanks for the nightmares. (My room was well-lit. I'm still fucking disturbed.)

Edited to clarify: And it's not his transformation that scared me. It's the eyes, and then the dark, and all of the other…

The year my Papa died, our big dog Precious got loose while we were taking care of my nephews. Now, my Papa had her tied up in their backyard, and when I say big dog, I mean like 120+lbs. The Mom was a purebred boxer, but the Dad was a Rottie-Mastiff-Pitt-Rhodesian Ridgeback Mix. She was terrified of strangers. In a…

My heart just broke for you. So much. :(