Solution: don't sign up for OKCupid, stupid.

Let's see. Three feet of HDMI cable. Three feet of power cable. A box of 3.3x2x0.5 inches, which holds an ellipse of about 8.5 inches, stacked 4 times (assuming 1/8th inch cable thickness) and another stack of about 8 inches inside of it. Total for about 12 feet.

Wow. A whole twenty dollars?

Back in my day, we had to climb a straight tower, fighting gravity going both ways, and getting pestered by fighter planes.

Secret? Nobody is going to notice the clasps on the side, the light through the crevice, the mild electric hum and the smell of 'herbs'?

Whoa now. Smiling is hard, bro.

Even a 15-year old should be able to afford Spotify. In fact, I probably had more money in the bank then than now.

It was too perfect not to make it.

Apple is a blight on information management and privacy. In the beginning their intentions were good, but over the years they become too self important. "Think Different" went by the wayside and they adopted a "Who cares" mentality over privacy. They figured they were too large and important to be accountable. AT&T…

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Just buy Windows 7, then? It's an allround solid OS, laptops hardly need Metro anyway, and when Win8 hits, Win7 will probably get a significant drop in price.

I wouldn't exactly call that 'crazy gaming'. It'll be roughly as fast as a GeForce GTX 260 (not M) which was released in 2008. Good enough to run all current games on 'high' - probably, yeah. Crazy? Nah.

And if that fails, 1794 was a really bad year, too.

If that is true, that they go unconscious almost instantly, I can live with it. I'd still prefer them to be knocked unconscious first, just to save them a bit more pain, but I can live with 'almost instantly' instead of 'instantly'. I always imagined, though, that bleeding out as such would be a fairly conscious…

"Just provide your password"

Sure, but that's still more painful than instantly getting knocked out by either a strong electric shock (not like a taser, this one doesn't cramp the muscles but is applied to the head/brain) or a cattle gun (which is like getting hit with a baseball bat) to the back of the head.

This seems to be too fragile and sticky-outy to keep in the laptop at all times, so you'd have to put it in every time you move the laptop.

Sure, but all those have much more benefits than this invention, and relatively less drawbacks.

Sorry. I'm not aware of how all the languages work in Asia, so I just skimmed Wikipedia for a korean alphabet type thing.

Hi there, Gizmodo. I'd like you to introduce you to someone.