This one's even more minimalist. And more eco-friendly, too. (though, no water included)

"Be cool and smart, not an annoying asshole"

Can you do it? Yes.

Looks like it comes in pussy, at least.

They got a head start on the honeymoon night.

Actual running is different than running on a treadmill. For one, you don't actually move your body anywhere.

Western European cam girls are cheaper? That's... odd.

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Except that Apple hardly focuses on the enterprise market anymore. They see there's more money to be made off of the consumer populace.

I'm gonna go and say this looks better, actually. Gold and diamonds look so tacky.

The difference is that this rolex hardly depreciates.

Punch the guy in the face and take his ticket by force? Sneakily steal it from his pocket? Trade something else instead? Be a stowaway? Explain the situation to the conductor and give the watch as collateral on a promise to buy a ticket in retrospect?

Not interesting because it doesn't have solar panels or a windmill or anything. If I'm going to get a shed in the woods, I want it to be self-reliant as much as possible. Electricity, water, food can be scavenged or grown when society collapses.

But none of that matters, because there'd be nobody around to hear it.

What ugly shoes.

I dunno, man. February 30th and 31st look even less popular.

Amateurs.

But that doesn't snap on to anything. Is that considered a lego brick, still?

Because the nice guys will stick around you regardless of whether you sleep with them. The assholes, though, they go away if you don't give them sex or something.

I'm thinking that maybe there's something along the lines of assholes providing only for their family and not the whole group. If you're not ovulating and thus not at chance of getting a kid, you'd best hang out with the nice guys that share with the whole tribe, but when you DO have kids, you want a guy that doesn't…