Caprica is a spin-off of the series Battlestar Galactica, and the Cylon are some sort of android-human race thingy that's very agressive and tries to take over all of the universe. Kind of like the Borg from Star Trek, I think.

I want to promote you but I can't. So just pretend I did.

I can type (almost) blindly on my phone. So I can actually text while walking, and still see where I'm going. Try that with your touchscreen.

Why is it that people from the future never seem to be doing anything?

With this laptop, you can now use any chair as a desk!

I don't think that's a big issue with an unopened can, since it's, what, 95% filled?

That's okay, you're also allowed to get this thing if you have a man or a penis cave.

Simulated, simulated, simula- just call it plastic!

Laaaaaagggg!

Who: He's John Ericsson, and he invented the propeller and ironclad warships.

Good thing I'm already on Opera.

On the other hand, if something is expensive, maybe you should try keeping it out of reach of the dog?

Alright then. My dog won't eat my entire PC and printer.

Why does it have a shorter wheelbase than a skateboard?

Honestly, having worked with these, I'd rather use a large (A4 or larger) tablet on my lap, resting against the desk.

Or a Hannah Barbera cartoon.

Yeah I totally hate how linear this is. I always start reading my books at page 43 because I don't want to follow the storyline. Damn this stupid technology and progress.

Hang on. Didn't doggy-style get voted out already?

Yes, yes I can.

When I used my Glofiish, no one even knew what it was either. I could have afforded an iPhone or an N900 but I preferred the M800. Does that make it a better phone? No it doesn't, it just means that I like it better.