I think it’s more as compared to what pretty much EVERY OTHER MAN who has had such accusations leveled at him has done. Does this apology and mea culpa mean we should all forgive him? Absolutely not. He has to earn forgiveness with more than just a “My bad. Sorry!” But it makes me hope that he’s going to do what has…

“I’m not a scientist, but in my personal capacity I have many questions that remain unanswered by current climate policy,” Hartnett White told Cardin.

I’d also accept everyone switching to Yiddish.

Bless you.

Really?! To each his own, but he is everything I find unattractive. Literally checks EVERY box. Even without knowing anything about him, when I see men who look like him, my libido shrivels up and goes into stasis

I just turned to my brand spanking new, bearded husband, and said “I love you cause you’re not a sexist asshole. and you have sexy beard.”

I can’t say it enough....whenever ‘45' speaks, the only thing that goes through my mind is ‘What a dick!’

A picture of those who laughed after the POTUS* found out:

Breaking Bad is a better show.

Breaking Bad is a better show.

“Tickle your ass with a feather.”

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

Wifey: You need to wear dress shoes.

Deals never sleep

Deals never sleep

You asked for it...

You asked for it...

As someone who suffers from various allergies, I’ll try to be as diplomatic as possible here. That said...

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**work appropriate if you work at Gawker or another media/tech company with a hip, casual, all-work-and-all-play vibe

Awww don’t dis the pigs like that. They are very smart animals.

I wish I could remember the exact line from The West Wing but it was something along the lines of, ~I don’t WANT my neighbor to be President. I want the smartest guy in the world to be president, I don’t care if I want to have a beer with him or not.~

Fucking co-signed!

I watched this when a commenter put this up on your easter egg post. My wife came home and just sort of stared at me.