Ha! You win.

Well, now. Apparently, she was spicier than we ever knew.

Now I feel like I should have had a pocket full o'bills before I pressed play. What were they selling again?

That'd be more than enough pain for me, thank you very much. I don't need to feel any more than that. 'Course, I wouldn't feel anymore, anyway, so...

Okay, dating myself here but the Chiller Theater opening was one that pretty much freaked ME out when I was little...

Oh, come on! The girl who shouted "ANAL FISTING!!" at the end was pretty funny throughout.

I guess I was thinking Amazon wouldn't be charging for the app since it'd be a conduit to get people to spend much money in their MP3 store. But yes, if they DID charge for the app, Apple would get a bit of money...but then they might lose a bit as some of their music-buying traffic gets diverted to Amazon.

Fancy Feast? Annnnnnd cut! Alright, everybody...that's lunch!

Yeah, $55 is still about $45 too much, if you ask me.

I just wish Apple wasn't so scared of the competition that they won't allow an Amazon app to purchase and download tracks directly to the phone. I mean, okay, so Apple wouldn't make any money from that but it might still tip a number of consumers over the fence if they knew that they had direct-to-the-phone options…

Right. That completely negated the entire effect, didn't it. Psh.

I think Shady Shrimp Pimps is going to be the name of my new band.

Oh, don't be so pud-antic. : )

Unfortunately, that 17 year old is, in the eyes of the law, a child. Which makes that crime child molestation. I take your point...but I'm just sayin'.

I demand you take this post down this minute! You don't really want to be responsible for off-shoring a our business to this guy, do you? jk

She's a lovely lady. And Michelle's pretty foxy, too.

If we could all skydive in slow motion like that, I'm sure the experience would be a helluva lot more serene for all of us. Play the footage at realtime speed and I'm guessing a lot of that peacefulness would go right out the...door.

Pentax is clearly overcompensating for an inferiority complex. They're tired of folks thinking that there's nothing beyond Canon and Nikon (and maybe Sony) in the DSLR market. They (Pentax) make good cameras but if I didn't know that I'd skip past these, too.

Pentax is clearly overcompensating for an inferiority complex. They're tired of folks thinking that there's nothing beyond Canon and Nikon (and maybe Sony) in the DSLR market. They (Pentax) make good cameras but if I didn't know that I'd skip past these, too.