I have not had the Impossible yet, but I’ve been eating the Beyond Burger like crazy. They’re fantastic. No they won’t “fool” anyone, but that’s not the point. They taste better than a fast food burger, which is certainly a step in the right direction.

Ah, thank you. So the pop culture uses of it that I’ve seen previously are actually doing it wrong. I knew it was of French origin but didn’t know that it was plural.

The real question, which I’ve yet to see addressed, is why did they name the song “These ho”? Clearly, the -eaux suffix is singular, as in “Geaux Tigers” for LSU, or from its appearances on Rihanna’s Instagram. So. Why “these ho” and not “these hoes”?

Thank you! The O.A. is definitely a thing that I watched, so that is where I recognize the name from.

Is there another Batmanliji...Batmanglo... whatever it is...does Rostam have a brother who also did something cool recently? I recognize the name but can’t place it.

Yeah, nice try, corporate sponsored website tie-in comic book. We see what you’re doing...

Yeah, I’m with you on this. I didn’t like a joke once so now I’m a “bitchtitty”, apparently.

This is terrifying.

Yeah, that’s why I did it. He was a dick all set long, asked for requests right near the end, got no response because the crowd had tuned out due to his dickishness, so I gave it back to him. It’s an annoying request, for sure. That was kind of the point.

He plays that douche SO well, too.

Yes, obviously. As I said, it was a bad JOKE. As in, not funny, not well constructed, and in -my- opinion, in poor taste. I’m well aware that there was no tacit approval of the act. I get his shtick.

I did, as as joke, because the singer was being an ass all set long. Normally, I would not condone it.

The lead singer of Deer Tick yelled at me once. They were opening for Rilo Kiley, and it was at a bar type venue. He kept antagonizing the crowd for not paying attention to their set. He asked for requests and myself and one other gentlemen suggested “Free Bird”. He was not impressed. At the end of the show, the…

That’s a fantastic book.

I follow that. I get where you’re coming from. It just really soured me on his stuff, I suppose.

See, your first half is good. I do stay away from him for the most part, because I felt, for me, that was a bad joke. But, I never said “everyone should hate him because he did a tasteless and unfunny bit on SNL.”

Yeah, sorry, no. There’s nothing funny about the joke he made. I have no problem with crude or offensive humor. I DO have a problem with a grown man saying that having sex with kids must be awesome. “Stay away from comedy” is hardly the answer to that.

I just don’t like CK for that terrible child abuse joke he did. I mean, if he did any sexual assault stuff, that’s obviously way worse and I don’t like him for that too. But, I heard him make the terrible, awful kid rape jokes. So I hate him for that because I know he did it.

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