The thing is with income inequality, it’s almost criminal not to make sure your kids have every advantage possible. Years ago, Johnny C-student could still live in a modest house with a decent standard of living. Now, Johnny C-student might be able to rent an apartment on the edges of the good-side of town. In 20…

So, because no one taught me anything growing up because lol mormons don’t talk about that, i didn’t know what masturbating was until my non-mormons friends told me around age 11. They said, yeah you just go in the bathroom, get some soap and rub it on your dick.

So i naively went into the bathroom that night, grabbed…