I never saw this before. I fucking lost it and was laughing like an idiot in my office. Thank you for that!

I bet if he releases three more smartwatches you can use all five to summon The Black Eyed Peas to fight kaiju.

Ah shit, it's a Kickstarter. I was excited there for a second.

77 of which will be entirely nothing but dialogue and banter.

Kojima bought out Hollywood and is using every living actor (and 3 guest dead actors) to create a 79-hour feature length Metal Gear Solid film.

If it's good enough for Jerry, it's good enough for me.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from witchcraft.

Blatant, gratuitous arcs.

Can I add one to the list. This film was so bad, it destroyed it's own franchise. Seriously, they couldn't even make games for years. Thankfully that which is dead can always be kickstarted.

Meh. . .I prefer mine forged out of real scissors.

Kazaa! Memories ...

Aren't as hideous is not the same thing as good looking, obviously. Give me one in solid black though and I'll try it out.

Demonoid sucks these days. Try theaudiobookbay.com instead.

"Ya know what I just can't hear you over the sound of my core i7 hanswell with 16GB system RAM MSI GeForce 970 with 4GB of onboard ram. " Invest in better fans and some liquid cooling then balance your system. If you're lucky you won't have to replace the fans or hunt down the vibration in your chassie like I have…

This mod is probably the closest I'll get to a new King's Quest game isn't it?