Well that's pretty sad.

Is there anyone over the age of 13 that thinks these actually work? Like honestly its almost sexist to think something like this is even a thing.

Oh...

I was honestly expecting something a little more somber consider you just happened upon a dying man covered in blood. Not j-rock.

Well I'm "sorry" that my "comment" has "offended" you Mr."Quotes"

Coooooooool. So is it like the gravity gun + the portal gun now?

I just finished building my computer two days ago and I am SO glad that I got a GTX 970 and a core i7.

Could you guys post some links from CS:GO tournaments when they happen?

#1 - How to crack a WiFi password. Haha keep classy Lifehacker and Lifehacker readers, love you all - and happy 10th Birthday guys, thanks for all the tips.

Station : Slow Magic
Variety : Girffage, Kodak to Graph, Spazzkid, Flying Lotus, araabmuzik, Mixfits, The Floozies

Bleep-Bloop music that has a lot of different temps and variations.

I can't read this article over the sound of awesome that my MSI GeForce GTX 970 4GB Twin Frozr V Video Card is making.

But seriously, well written article but 2GB of onboard vram is not the business.

Wow, crazy how well this translates considering its not supposed to be played from that angle. Its interesting how the animations; like when Snake bends down to pick up a box, also transfer.

Okay. I know that her move set revolves around kicking and I also know that she is supposed to be wearing leggings but Chun Li's legs look absurd. The proportions of the entire model are thrown off by them. Seriously the longer you stare the more you can't unsee.

Hey can you guys write an article about how to deal with snobs who read articles on blogs about they're emotionally and mentally better than everyone else?

Still kinda holding out hope that they're just trolling. I mean nobody though of the fan reaction of playing a 3rd generation game on an 8th generation system? I mean....really guys?

I feel like they watched Egoraptor's video on Zelda and just made that.

What a fucking production to have a cup of coffee in the morning. What exactly is wrong with a french press or a simple drip cup? Unless you change the beans I don't believe anyone who says buying stuff like this makes it better. Y'all some hipster coffee snobs.

What a fucking production to have a cup of coffee in the morning. What exactly is wrong with a french press or a…

Drugs.

huh...I honestly have not gotten that message once. I've really had nothing but a great experience with it.

How is nobody talking about Google Inbox? Its friggen awesome and is totally going to replace the standard app when it comes out of beta.

Mike, you are easily my favorite write on Kotaku.