Nearly? That's some holy grail tech you're talking about right there.

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Does she have to slap him on a the face? I mean arm,shoulder,back? I'm just saying I'd a pretty grumpy guy if everyday I had to wake up with a slap.

In hospitals there is a certain amount of "gallows humor" for all the employees. If you don't form a professional relationship with death you'll never make it as a doctor or a nurse. Healthcare professionals deal with death everyday, sometimes their actions are the cause of it and sometimes they have to go back to…

Did you see her kick? It sucked - that's the reason why she didn't make it. Her kicked sucked - end of story, try again next year.

Guys I don't know how much you know about working out/fitness but moving at a brisk pace is not the type of exercise that is going to help you lose weight. Any and all movement is good but you're not creating any sort of calorie deficit by doing this nor are you working with an sort of tension or resistance. Just…

Fez - developed by one person

Lord of the Rings for Adults? Or rather a contempoary LOTR

Even Japanese kid's doodles are better than ours.

Is anybody just excited that we get to play more Mass Effect or do you guys like bitching about the game more than you like playing it?

They look like two final fantasy NPCs that you'd see outside a shop or something.

Does anybody else who read all the books find this article/thread as funny as I do?

I really hate it when people are so hard on things like these. A bunch of inspired people bringing free entertainment to the masses. I understand the free =/= quality but every time Kotaku features videos like this the comments are just filled with snark and people pretending they're published film critics. Lighten…

Where my Boners at?!

Children's programming today assumes that just because they're kids they'll watch anything - and its really more insulting rather than rage inducing. They dumb everything down, never use words above 3 syllables and almost none of them are based in any sort of reality or even attempt to deal with issues more complex…

I smoke weed everyday and I've never once had any issue that you had. I have a job, girlfriend a social circle and good grades in school - hell I'm not even overweight.

I use my tablet like the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Its always within reach.

Fuck your share button right up the ass with the fan end of a rake.

I play table top RPGs, you're all bottom feeding trash to me that sucks on the tit of mainstream gaming companies begging them to take your money while bitching about it simultaneously.

if you have a traditional folding wallet just put it in sideways instead of vertically.