can you lend me some $$$ so that I can pay spiderwoman to smother my face with her BIG PHAT ASS???

I would pay spiderwoman good money to smother my face with her BIG PHAT ASS!

but spiderWOMAN does not even have a DICK! Waaaaaaaaah patriarchy is everywhere!!!

Women were made to have huge tits and asses that get stared at…