My nephew tried this, but apparently a hero who controls butts is not within the scope of their “artistic design”.

This is a sad, sad day. You were a treasure and will be missed!

Good point about Wisenhunt. It’s always so infuriating when a kid gets drafted top 5 and his dickhole coach has to make a point about “the system” and designs a bunch of plays he’s never seen before. God forbid you give your face-of-the-franchise a few opportunities to find his feet before JJ Watt tries to tear his…

They’ll be fine. 12 weeks or so in advance is more than enough time to cancel a rez with any reputable hotel.

That’s where the similarities stopped.

The NFL’s official twitter messages are even lamer than I had imagined. Damn, I got this Deadspin commenting thing DOWN. Hilarious comment to get everyone through the work day? Yes, please. Greys? Don’t tell me I should be in the greys. I’m too busy writing this comment.

Maybe they’re booing their front office for taking a QB that doesn’t have the decision making capability to avoid making a public and allegedly criminal spectacle of himself in college. A sure sign of a great NFL QB, ask the Browns! Meanwhile the rookie QB they could have taken (oh no! He’s from a college program with…

Since we starting accepting it as a subculture. Calling it "playing dressup" is likening the past time to childish activity. It would be like calling professional baseball "playing catch". I am sorry if you don't understand it but I am sure this talented cosplayer would not uunderstand every one of your pass times.…

I used to dress up like my favorite characters when I was a kid too. But then I grew the fuck up.

I know I'm an old, but when did we start calling "playing dress up" "cosplay"?