“Outcome number two is that she starts to walk on water and realize that she is imbued with godlike powers. That would certainly explain the promotional poster for Watchmen that we put out there 15 weeks ago.”  _ My vibe form the poster was that she was looking at Jon the entire time.

Thank you for this. Been wondering why The Root has barely touched on arguably the blackest show on TV right now (at least thematically, if not black helmed). Would love to see signature Root analysis on it (although Joelle Monique at AV Club has been doing an amazing job), surely Panama is watching?

Satisfying and hilarious. “It’s tough to be a white man in America” says a US senator planning to run for president. The human eye isn’t capable of rolling hard enough, which is why that line made me laugh...right up until my brain caught up with the fact that his character isn’t a caricature. It’s an accurate…

As someone here said last week. If they don’t stick the landing it’s the journey. That landing I think came very close. To humanize a superhero/god in the moments of death Manhattan/Cal was genuinely great and it was surprisingly moving. The mechanics to get there were fine in a kind of techno-forward dance club…

SHUT IT DOWN, WE’RE DONE HERE 

Guess we know who watches The Watchmen.

Aunt Jemima....wow....the caucasity. There wouldn't have been a family dinner cause I would've flipped the table over. Glad to hear the fam has been treating your wife positively though. It never feels good to know that you're partner's family looks down on you.

It’s been generally positive. At least she didn’t get an ‘Aunt Jemima’ comparison like one of my brother’s boyfriends got. I think that was the only time nobody spoke for an hour at a family dinner.

Lol, as a person who’s dated interracially, it’s always a bit nerve wracking when you’re brought home to meet the folks. You’re not sure if you’re going to be greeted with warmth and humility or open disdain. I've been greeted with both. Especially when I dated my ex who was Korean. Good Lord, that was an experience.…

This is the only reason for Twitter...

Who Mans Is This: An African American System of Informal Identity Verification

He posted that response 8:31 PM at night.

Mind Ya Damn Business: Exploring The Caucasian Need to Enter Black Spaces and Give Unsolicited, Unwanted Opinions

Don’t Write Checks Yo’ Ass Can’t Cash: The Linkage of Audits and Personal Risk Mitigation

Of course there’s always some asshole troll who just can’t stay away. There’s probably lots of dissertation material in that.

Everyone’s aware of what you’re trying to do here, and I’d like to remind you that not everyone has an office job that lets them sit at a desk and play spider solitaire for 8 hours.

Hilarity and a much needed dissertation for these trying times.

I’m wheezing from laughing so hard.

Here is one that has been published: