Well damn it this guy should go under the jail.

I like ‘em bent over my pivot table.

Hunt down the illegals, shackle them, implant an RFID chip in them, deport them.

Yep. Americans win. When anyone other than an American wins a medal, I weep a little. Your country has fewer medals than ours. Your country also has fewer nukes than ours. So hold your foreign tongue.

Wait, isn’t that the hideous looking British chick from HBO’s “Girls”? Multi-talented I see.

Take off, eh.

If there is a Mount Rushmore of horrible people, Oprah’s giant head takes up two spots......

And yet, Canadians flock here like shitting geese for real medical procedures.....

Good. Stay in your gentrified hipster cess pool and die of doucheyness.

Because its a residential area, not a warehouse.

Dumbass, its the Southern Hemisphere so rain goes UP.

Fire biking? I will watch fire biking.

We are a bit conflicted.....

Immediately after the kidnapping, First Lady Michelle Obama initiated the #BringBackOurGirls campaign via hashtag launch. And yet Boko Haram still flaunts their custody of the schoolgirls and emphasizes their perilous circumstances.

The whole country is nothing but industrial and political spies.

Um, can I go now, I need to go blaze with my bros......

Eat shit you Aussie bastard. You live under the protection of our nuclear umbrella and carrier battle groups. Be a gracious little protectorate and shut your pie hole. My comfort and convenience as an American is fifty times more important than your very life.

There’s nothing unusual about this margin of victory.

Yeah, so sorry, just saying, if you tie for the gold medal, its not as, well, gold.