pithy-commentator
Pithy_commentator
pithy-commentator

Now this is some inequality both parties can support.

This guy doesn’t have a Kluwe about kicking.

Screw that kid, he had a glove, man up and make the play!

The Revolutionary Communist Party and First Amendment pioneer foul piece of stinking donkey shit Gregory Johnson

If you are a White Sox fan, what is TWTW?

Hillary is a pig and a criminal who should wear an orange jumpsuit accessorized with a monitoring ankle bracelet.

has attracted the attention of a high-powered law firm that specializes in bringing class-action lawsuits on behalf of defrauded butt-hurt investors.

Go away, woman.

This woman shouldn’t be walking around free let alone nominated for elected office.

We 1%ers can. Can’t you?

Can’t wait until she’s back in Chicago listening to Reverend Wright denigrate our great country again.

+2 and 2/3

The most fastidious Bernie Bro’s apartment makes the worst Olympic venue look like the Author’s Suite at the Four Seasons - Chicago.

Look, what you do with your Basic Black Dildo to any of your orifices is none of my business. You live in Canada, not Alabama. I say good on ye, lad.

Yeah, but look at that first video. I mean thousands, um.....well hundreds.....ah....dozens? Okay, no fans were in danger but STILL.

Trump will fix this. By January.

There were a bunch of Pokemon playing pieces of crap loitering in my lovely town last night. I weep for America’s future.

Yeah, well, thanks. I might take tomorrow off and just write “O-bummer” a few times on Foxnews.com.

Wouldn’t you know, the gatehouse wasn’t staffed today? I really must speak to someone. I mean, those hordes of Syrians could have just strolled up the drive and, well, I can’t imagine what would have happened then...

God damn it, is my camera on again, I thought I taped that thing......