I thought sure it would kick left when it went through the clown’s mouth, but then the windmill was just too much for it.

Old white dude here. These guys exist to entertain me not to lecture me.

Yeah, so I’m guessing I have to fly to or from a Middle Eastern country to be on one of those airlines, so, um, no thanks.........

Your article is biased and misleading. I mean, to go down to Baton Rouge and find the most sane, articulate and thoughtful woman in the entire city and interview her? How is that fair?

If I accidentally turn on ESPN2 without looking at the guide and women’s softball is on my eyes hurt for days afterwards.

Perhaps I should ask you what the hell is up with your retarded football with 12 men, 3 downs, a 55 yard line, unlimited pre-snap motion and one point touchback that has invaded my Comcast Sportsnet this summer?

Aaaaaaggggghhhhhh. That’s the stuff...........where are my cigarettes......

Hmm. Let’s see.....

Jack Black Periscope

I wonder if that Syrian dictator can spare any barrel bombs.....

Well, see, maybe he’s just against murdering children as a birth control method. He was smart to ask.

I think you wanted VJ Day there, old timer.

This one time, at band camp.....

I’m confused by the photo, when did Tony Kornheiser become an Indian?

Not takin’ my man’s advice, yo.....

Then he started to pull his pants down and told me to “suck the money out of his d***.”

Ah, a different question. I agree the shove at the beginning was a little much, but I doubt she was harmed seriously.

Perhaps. You don’t know and neither do I. Presumably there will be video.

They should entitle this show “the nicest, most well-adjusted people in New Jersey”

Perhaps she broke the law earlier, before the taping?