Well in that photo he’s laces down, so.......

I thought certainly that Hamilton Nolan had written the extra innings piece because only a Fucking Communist would propose messing with the rules of baseball.

America couldn’t give a shit.....

It takes maybe three weeks for 50 people to die in the summer from gunshots on the South Side of Chicago. Where are the memorials for those people?

Well....

In the top photo, Prince Charles hopes the fart he just loosed wasn’t productive.

She’s got this whole Amy Schumer hot-from-one-angle and whoa-shit-yikes from another.

I’m pissed that people like you believe that hashtags and symbolism will fight this scourge. I’m pissed that 50 people died senselessly. But if it makes you feel better, go ahead.

This smacks of self-aggrandizing, pointless posturing.

Harvard, here we come!

Pal, Russians are animals by nature. I’m sure that is all accurate. Goddamn hoods every last one of them.

This town doesn’t get the HamNo it needs.....it gets the HamNo it deserves.

He is now ombudsman at Pravda, da?

She knows all about deleting things on computers.

Was that not the hook ‘em horns?

Hey, my guys are busy this summer, don’t look at me.

This one is real good, and so far underappreciated.

She hot tho, all is forgiven.....

Speaking of the ‘90s, I mention it only in passing.

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