Winter stars when it damn well pleases up north.

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

Torchy’s is the best. Go there.

I am with you - open floor plans suck. They’re noisy, and they won’t let you hide your clutter. You also can’t escape your partner, roomie, or kids when you desperately need to. This is also why I think the current fad for tiny houses is stupid and unlivable in the long term.

Am I the only person in America who isn’t enamored with open floor plans? I am all about a house having good flow, but it seems weird to me to be able to see the entirety of your main floor no matter what. Does no one ever want to watch TV or read a book without hearing the dishwasher running or kids getting food?

Leave the lid off your trash cans.

No gifts for very good bears?

The point is someone was going to pay for it and it wasnt going to be the owners. And whether my sales tax dollars were going to a stadium or some other bungled city project, I would still be paying the same sales tax rate to my city. So we voted yes and that’s our problem now. At least I can go to a game in a…

I have never been happier to see a team that isn’t one of my school’s rivals get the absolute shit beat out of them on the field. Thank you, TCU!

I agree. Convict Art Briles.

A cult in Waco, you say?

+1 Threaux up.

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

Hey Carter, I have a lady doberman who also has her ears. You two should get together.

We can’t agree on his age, but can we all agree that Carter is a very, very good dog?

He is a good dog, not a fancy dog.

Yes Rob, it is certainly an exciting moment to be at the cusp of hitting an IQ to TD equilibrium.