Hockey dog eats people food, throws up, goes to next game. Soft basketball dog is out two weeks.

I can’t be the only one who read the head as “Chili Dog Enjoys Hockey Game.”

Fun fact: This dog has bitten fewer hockey players than Alexander Burrows…

Who would’ve thought the Diamondbacks could be so cold-blooded.

Oddly enough, an ear candle sucks out the same amount of stuff when there is no ear close for it to suck it from. The gnk is in the candle already.

Our thoughts and prayers are with the friends and family of Matt LeBlanc.

You know that shit you saw? That wasn’t earwax. That was wax from the candle. https://www.quackwatch.com/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/candling.html

No. No. No. No. NO. NO.

Is the combination of Milwaukee on the front and Antetokounmpo on the back the most letters ever on an NBA jersey?

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

That gap at the end between “2nd down and 9" and “Perine checks in” is brutal

I like it. But I’m subtracting half a point because, as a lady Deadspinner, I’m probably one of the only people here who knows that Tampax only makes tampons, not pads. If you had said Always or Kotex it would have been perfect. Pure poetry.

It seems impossible to watch the game from anywhere in that stadium.

Inexplicable lack of bears.

Oh please. That is a Kaeden if I have ever seen one.

Honorable Mention: the Reykjavik Grapevine Twitter account during Euro Cup.

“Am I under arrest?”

You sound mad

Secretary of the Navy because... water?

They’re yet another sign of Russia’s infiltration and perversion of American values.