Hockey dog eats people food, throws up, goes to next game. Soft basketball dog is out two weeks.

I can’t be the only one who read the head as “Chili Dog Enjoys Hockey Game.”

Fun fact: This dog has bitten fewer hockey players than Alexander Burrows…

Who would’ve thought the Diamondbacks could be so cold-blooded.

Is the combination of Milwaukee on the front and Antetokounmpo on the back the most letters ever on an NBA jersey?

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

That gap at the end between “2nd down and 9" and “Perine checks in” is brutal

I like it. But I’m subtracting half a point because, as a lady Deadspinner, I’m probably one of the only people here who knows that Tampax only makes tampons, not pads. If you had said Always or Kotex it would have been perfect. Pure poetry.

It seems impossible to watch the game from anywhere in that stadium.

Inexplicable lack of bears.

Oh please. That is a Kaeden if I have ever seen one.

Honorable Mention: the Reykjavik Grapevine Twitter account during Euro Cup.

“Am I under arrest?”

You sound mad

Secretary of the Navy because... water?

They’re yet another sign of Russia’s infiltration and perversion of American values.

This is a Good Dog and that was a catch, hit, and fumble. That kid is never going to make it as a wide receiver or tight end if he can’t hold on to the ball.

Winter stars when it damn well pleases up north.

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

I am with you - open floor plans suck. They’re noisy, and they won’t let you hide your clutter. You also can’t escape your partner, roomie, or kids when you desperately need to. This is also why I think the current fad for tiny houses is stupid and unlivable in the long term.